tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3550542818993957125.post7641614612963915553..comments2023-10-30T09:19:50.592+00:00Comments on The Beauty Offensive: Climb Every Mountainseahorsehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04006649663400552591noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3550542818993957125.post-21451307094072885642008-04-13T23:10:00.000+01:002008-04-13T23:10:00.000+01:00Kathy: my problem quite often too, sympathies.Gold...Kathy: my problem quite often too, sympathies.<BR/><BR/>Goldfish: They actually had to measure my 'lap' (which was a polite way of finding out how large my bum is) to decide if I was within the required dimensions. Which I am. Bit tall, but still relatively compact in the posterior department.<BR/>I fear a Picasso would leave me seated upside down hanging from the bathroom ceiling.<BR/>And as for a Dali, well the stairs would melt long before I'd had a chance to go up them now wouldn't they?<BR/><BR/>Cusp: Ohhhh, so that's Mondriaan. Do you think if I decorate accordingly I get to be in their next in-house magazine? I may even make it to Have I Got News For You's guest publication in a year or so...now I really am getting above myself.<BR/>Singing? I'll be too busy trying not to spill my cup of tea.seahorsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04006649663400552591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3550542818993957125.post-16006072995063945342008-04-13T16:48:00.000+01:002008-04-13T16:48:00.000+01:00Silly, silly me. Now I know the model you must, O...Silly, silly me. Now I know the model you must, OF COURSE, have a grid of black lines and blocks of primary colours up the stairs. <BR/><BR/>Perhaps you should sing Tulips from Amsterdam insteadCusphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10717783581169397585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3550542818993957125.post-28236151503623823012008-04-13T10:23:00.000+01:002008-04-13T10:23:00.000+01:00Is there a Rubens one for ladies with big bottoms?...Is there a Rubens one for ladies with big bottoms? Or a Picasso stairlift which starts off at the bottom of the stairs but leads somewhere quite unexpected? Or perhaps a Dali stairlift made entirely from jelly?<BR/><BR/>Congratulations on the stairlift. :-)The Goldfishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15213378454070776331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3550542818993957125.post-53744019355032191932008-04-12T18:02:00.000+01:002008-04-12T18:02:00.000+01:00Know the feeling - oops forgot what I was going to...Know the feeling - oops forgot what I was going to say.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3550542818993957125.post-36590570228957409912008-04-11T20:01:00.000+01:002008-04-11T20:01:00.000+01:00Stannah? Oh no. Mine's a Dutch model and my partic...Stannah? Oh no. Mine's a Dutch model and my particular chair is the Mondriaan. I kid you not. My stairs are straight and he painted using a lot of straight lines.<BR/>The Van Gogh (and all these explanations were delivered by the rep with utter sincerity) is so-called because he concentrated on exteriors...not that the stairlift is attached to the outside of your house, you understand, but the track has a certain 'exterior' quality about it that I couldn't quite fathom. Something to do with outside bends.<BR/>And then there's the Rembrandt. For the inside bend, because he was an interiors sort of guy. And after all that I was expected to be able to concentrate on what colour I wanted.seahorsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04006649663400552591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3550542818993957125.post-45606357567167769782008-04-11T18:28:00.000+01:002008-04-11T18:28:00.000+01:00Bugger indeed dear! Whole business is a buggerCan...Bugger indeed dear! Whole business is a bugger<BR/><BR/>Can I suggest that you 'get a little man round' to install a muriel of Tyrolean mountain scenes on the walls of the stairwell.<BR/><BR/>I love the idea of you gliding up serenely whist warbling 'The Hills are alive........' or a medley from Sound of Music.<BR/><BR/>Alternatively you could get Tim Westwood round to do a 'Pimp my Ride' job on the Stannah....you know make it go 4 mph with falshing lights, leopard skin seat cover and furry dice ..... vroooooooooom !Cusphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10717783581169397585noreply@blogger.com